Homemade Ranch Dressing
Somewhere, in the remote Alaskan wilderness, the Veggie family discovered a ranch.
They lived together happily
Nearby the Potato family lived.
They heard about the ranch and wanted it for themselves.
They made their way to the Veggies and demanded them to hand over the ranch.
Radish refused.
The Potatoes began to attack.
"Run!" yelled Jalapeño.
It was too late. The Potatoes attacked and arrows flew everywhere.
The ranch was now theirs.
Covered with arrows and without their ranch, the Veggies wondered what to do next.
While the Veggies pondered their fate, the Potatoes were greedy and soon the ranch was gone.
They returned to the Veggies demanding more ranch.
Radish and the other veggies decided to make enough for everyone.
They gathered the ingredients.
1 Cup Mayo
1/2 Cup Buttermilk
2 Tbsp Sour Cream
1 Tbsp Green Onion, finely diced
1 Clove Garlic, minced
1 tsp Lemon Juice
1 Tbsp Apple Cider Vinegar
1 tsp Agave Syrup
1 Tbsp Parsley, chopped
1 tsp Garlic Powder
1/2 tsp Dill
Pinch Salt
Radish added the mayo, buttermilk and the sour cream.
Jalapeño helped.
Cherry Bomb chopped the green onions.
Cukie added lemon juice and cider vinegar.
Jalapeño chopped fresh parsley.
They added the rest of the ingredients together...
minced garlic, onion powder, dried dill, agave syrup and a pinch of salt.
They sealed the jar and shook vigorously.
The Potatoes came to investigate.
They all had plenty of ranch and could make more if they needed to.
The Potatoes were happy and decided to make friends with the Veggies.
They all shared the ranch and lived happily together (for the most part) thereafter.
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