The Making of Raiders of the Lost Meatloaf Recipe
a Step by step guide to the thought process and day of the making of a
blog post
1. Choose a movie (I mean Ahem...cough cough)
IDEA behind the finding of my meatloaf recipe.
2. Choose a Tomb Raider-like character for
myself
3. Decide it may make Angelina Jolie jealous
& change my mind.
4. Choose a Raiders of The Lost Ark movie theme
instead.
5. Try to find a whip to take a picture
of---Change mind and decide against any Shades of Grey references.
At the same time, notice my bedroom is painted a dark red...decide not not mention that.
6. Decide to erase any mention of Shades of Grey
or that my bedroom is red.
7. Look for a hat instead that resembles
Harrison Ford's in the movie. Give up.
8. Call parents and ask to use their basement in
a scene from my blog.
9. Explain what a blog is to my parents.
10. Come up with
another place to create the opening scene for my blog. Decide references to their basement will suffice.
11. Call them back and
ask if they will dress as angry natives for another scene for my blog.
12. Call phone company
for my parents. Apparently, they are having problems with their phone line.
13. Skip ahead to the
boulder scene. Wonder if a bowling alley would let you take pictures of their balls rolling toward you
instead of away from you.
14. Call a random
bowling alley to ask.
15. Check my cell phone
reception.
16. Make a note to call
my phone company about dropped calls.
17. Decide to take
pictures of rocks on the side of the house instead.
18. Find Grandma's
meatloaf recipe and make an actual list for the ingredients.
19. Put recipe in an
old chest with a light inside and place it in the attic so it looks somewhat ancient.
20. Remember that the
attic was recently insulated.
21. Search the Internet
for how to remove fiberglass from skin.
22. Go grocery
shopping.
23. Vow to show husband
the script. Show husband the script.
24. Explain to husband
that we really don't have a whip hidden in the bedroom.
25. Tell him we are
having meatloaf for dinner.
26. Wonder why husband
has suddenly started spring cleaning.
27. Make dinner,
documenting every step.
28. Decide I can't take
a picture while mixing meatloaf with hands.
29. Go search for
husband to ask for help with the camera.
30. Find him under the
bed.
31. Explain again that
we don't have any whips in the house. I was just being funny.
32. Finally eat dinner.
33. Type out blog.
*Any resemblance the
following post has to any characters, either real or fictional, specifically
those created by Steven Spielberg, is purely coincidental and should be ignored
by everybody; especially copy write lawyers and Hollywood.*
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